Give me a friendship like this please?!WHY HAVE I NEVER FUCKING SEEN THIS WOT
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sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
(Source: aiclan)
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
- Mark Twain (via fabulousbitch69)
(Source: arcanja)
no but one time my friend was working at these stables and this guy turned up for an evening riding session so she took him to see the sunset on the beach
she didnt realise that man was jude law
she accidentally dated jude law